Dear Samrat,
To cheer up the AAP team , I posted this yesterday , on
several web sites
Hope you like it
hemen
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Arvind's
Unfair Questions ?
Since he could not ask Narendra Modi these questions in
person , I believe Arvind has sent these to NaMo by courier
I just overheard NaMo dictating a reply to his secretary
, which went somewhat like this :
Q 1... When will you raise KG Basin gas price to $
16 ?
A 1... Not
immediately
Q 2... You are
buying solar energy at high prices A
2.... Sunlight is expensive in Gujarat
Q 3.... How do you
claim Agri growth rate is 11 % ?
A 3.... Gujaratis
maintain duplicate books of account , where 1+1=11
Q 4.... Will you
shut down all small industries in the country and handover
to
select business houses ?
A 4.... Even
Ambani / Adani empires are a mere 1
% in size of big World
Corporations . Who says they are big
?
Q 5.... How do you
claim there is no corruption in Gujarat ?
People are
talking
otherwise !
A 5... Kuchh
to log kahenge
/ Logo ka
kaam hain kahena
!
Q 6.... Couldn't
you find 2 honest persons for your ministry among 6 crore
Gujaratis ?
A 6... Yes , we found Mahatma Gandhi and Sardar
Patel
But
they are unwilling to join !
Q 7... Comment on your relationship with Mukesh
Ambani
A 7.... In politics , there are neither permanent
friends nor permanent
enemies. Only permanent interests
Q 8... How do you claim there is no unemployment in
Gujarat ?
A 8... Even an " Employed " Gujarati is
always doing some personal " part
time
" business on the sideline . And all , so-called " Unemployed "
Gujaratis are " self-employed
" ! Ha !
Ha !
Q 9... Can an educated , self-respecting person
survive on Rs 5,300 ?
A 9... Of course , he can
Aren't
you surviving without ANY salary for past 3 / 4 years ?
People
say , despite being " Self respecting " , you are " thriving
" !
Q 10... With such an education system , how can
country progress ?
A 10... All
Gujaratis are " self educated " at home . Why go to school ?
Remember , what eminent philosopher / mathematician Alfred
Whitehead , wrote in his seminal book , " Aims of Education "
?
" Only education worth its
name is Self - Education "
Q 11... Under such circumstances , why are you making
claims of providing
good
health services in Gujarat ?
A 11.... If we
were not , why would doctors from around
the World , call
our
Anand , the " Surrogate Capital of the World " ?
Our
medical services are so good that Medical Tourism is booming !
Q 12... In the last few years , 800 farmers have
committed suicide in
Gujarat and you have stopped all subsidies to farmers A 12...
Suicide - rate amongst Gujarati Farmers is no worse than these
rates
amongst Gujarati Dowery-Brides , Gujarati Jobless , Gujarati
Labour
, Gujarati Minorities etc , which are , in turn , on par with
similar
rates in other states .
Q 13... When you are not even giving power connections
to farmers , then
why are
you making hollow claims on providing electricity ?
A 13... So what is the big deal ?
Haven't we given to all of them " Internet " connections to
watch
my
holographic 3-D projections online ?
Don't make a mountain
out of
a mole-hill !
Q 14... You have snatched away farmers' lands and
given to industrialists
at
cheap rates
A 14... Bullshit ! Farmers who sold their lands to
TATA-NANO in Sanand ,
are
all driving around in MERCs and AUDIs !
Q 15.... No water for Kutch . Why this
discrimination ?
A 15... If there is plenty of water in Kutch , Pak
Terrorists will infiltrate it
everyday ! Surely you know that
across the Kutch border in Sind -
Pakistan , there is no water . Humm ! A business opportunity !
Q 16... Land of Sikhs in Gujarat . Why not take back
your court case ?
A 16.... How can I get a " clean cheat "
unless and until , Supreme Court
appoints a SIT ?
TV ANCHORS ,
Fill free to air this " Scoop of the Week " in
your " Big Debate " etc I am sure Jai Narayan Vyas and Gopal Rai
would happy to answer And , in person , too
!
* hemen parekh
( 08 March 2014 / Mumbai )
-----Original Message-----
From: Delhi Elections
[mailto:delhielections@aamaadmiparty.org]
Sent: Sunday, March 09, 2014 1:23 PM
To: Hemen Parekh
Cc: Suggestions
Subject: Re: Very Useful for Political Parties
Dear Mr Hemen Parekh,
Thank you for your suggestion/feedback. We value the time
you have taken to write to us.
Rest assured that your suggestion has been forwarded to
the concerned team and will be actively considered.
We would request you if you want to work with our
volunteers team, please do listen Arvind's message for volunteers through
following link : http://youtu.be/Ob29BDwWZfM
You may register as volunteer by clicking the following
link :
You may take the lead in your area and start working with
our local unit. You can get the details using the link :
We would also request you to take out some time and go
through the achievements of the AAP govt in Delhi which, in a time span as
short as 49 days,proved that intentions are more important than governance
experience when it comes to serving people :
When people of India decide that corruption needs to go ,
AAP will make sure it does!
Warm Regards,
Samrat
Team AAP
Connect with us on Social Network:
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Party Help Line number: 09718500606 (9 A.M. to 9 P.M. - 7
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On Wed, Feb 5, 2014 at 8:16 AM, Hemen Parekh <hcp@recruitguru.com> wrote:
> Dear Shraddha
>
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>
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>
> Even a political party ( like AAP ) can take
advantage of my newly
>
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>
> Whether AAP manages to garner 50 +seats in the 2014
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> Elections , or not , will depend a lot , on your
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> regards ,
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>
>
> hemen
parekh ( Mumbai )
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> Dear Friend
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> From: Delhi Elections
[mailto:delhielections@aamaadmiparty.org]
> Sent: Tuesday, February 04, 2014 9:14 PM
> To: Hemen Parekh
> Subject: Re: Very Useful for Political Parties
>
>
>
> Dear Hemen ji,
>
>
>
> Thank you for writing to us and extending your
support to AAP. We
> assure you that your idea has certainly stimulated a
thought process.
>
>
>
> You may join our social media team by clicking the
following link:
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> Please feel free to write to us with more
ideas/suggestions/feedback
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> It's time we stop blaming the system and let the
transformation occur.
>
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> Warm Regards,
>
> Shraddha Upadhyay
>
>
> Team AAP
>
> Connect with us on Social Network:
>
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> On Mon, Feb 3, 2014 at 11:25 AM, Hemen Parekh <hcp@recruitguru.com> wrote:
>
> Dear Friend
>
>
>
> I am glad to announce the launch of my latest web
site ,
>
>
>
>
>
>
> As the name suggests , any Enterprise ( including a
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