Hi Friends,

Even as I launch this today ( my 80th Birthday ), I realize that there is yet so much to say and do. There is just no time to look back, no time to wonder,"Will anyone read these pages?"

With regards,
Hemen Parekh
27 June 2013

Now as I approach my 90th birthday ( 27 June 2023 ) , I invite you to visit my Digital Avatar ( www.hemenparekh.ai ) – and continue chatting with me , even when I am no more here physically

Tuesday 31 October 2017

RE: Fw: Re: Fw: How to recruit the right person for the job


Suniti,



This is THE  BEST  answer that I have come across  !


Hcp


From: Suniti Desai [mailto:sdsunitidesai@gmail.com]
Sent: 31 October 2017 09:18
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Re: Fw: How to recruit the right person for the job

Good morning everyone.

Bedekar, you complained that i send only messages of death.  Well for a change here is something different.  Hope you like it

Regards
suniti


Subject: How to recruit the right person for the job



How to recruit the right person for the job::--

Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send 2 or 3 candidates into the room & close the door. Leave them alone & come back after a few hours and analyse the situation.

1)  If they are counting the bricks, Put them in Accounts deptt.

2)  If they are re-counting the bricks, Put them in Auditing.

3)  If they have messed up the whole room with the bricks, Put them in Engineering.

4)  If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, Put them in Planning.

5)  If they are throwing the bricks at each other, Put them in Operations.

6)  If they are sleeping, Put them in Security.

7)  If they have broken the bricks into pieces, Put them in Information Technology.

8)  If they are sitting idle, Put them in Human Resources.

9)  If they say they have tried different combinations yet not a single brick has been moved, Put them in Sales.

10) If they have already left for the day, Put them in Marketing.

11) If they are staring out of the window, Put them in Strategic Planning.

And last but not the least--

12)  If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been touched, Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

😊


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