Dear
Amitabh :
I
believe , you are putting together , draft of " START UP POLICY "
In
which case , my following blog might interest you
regards,
hemen
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SURROGATE COW
FARMS ?
Speaking
at a Start-Up event at San Jose (
California ) on 27th Sept, PM Shri Modi said :
"
When each of the 500 odd towns produce 10 Start-Ups
and each of our 600,000 villages produce six small businesses , on a regular
basis , we will create an enormous economic momentum and generate a large
number of jobs in our country
I
want to see the idea and spirit of Start Ups
light up the economies and the fortunes of people in rural India "
Entirely
doable . Consider the following suggestion :
*
Chinese biotechnology firm BoyaLife and South Korea's Sooam Biotech , are
constructing in China, World's largest animal cloning factory
*
Production will start next year , with an initial capacity for one lakh cattle
embryos a year , growing to one million per year
*
Dog , racehorse and COW embryos will be produced
Obviously
, BoyaLife will need to " rent out " cow-wombs , to grow / nurture
these embryos
And
that is THE OPPORTUNITY , to be seized by our
rural Start-Ups !
By
setting up , " Surrogate Cow Farms " of 10 cows each
Then
renting out these cow-wombs to BoyaLife , for $ 1,000 per surrogacy ( In city
of Anand - Gujarat , human wombs can be rented out for $ 15,000 )
One
million cow-wombs will earn these rural Start Ups , $ 1,000 million /
year !
At
10 cows per Start Ups , 100,000 Start Ups will be born !
Raising
our EXPORT earnings by $ 1,000 million !
And
nothing should stop these rural Start Ups from importing embryos of Dogs and
Racehorses , and then re-exporting fully grown pets to Europe / America !
I
only hope , some MORAL POLICEMEN do not start a controversy by shouting :
"
How can we allow our holy Indian cows , to bear the unholy Chinese cattle
embryos in their wombs , when we just banned our surrogate human mothers to
carry the embryos of Foreign citizens ? "
Of
course , it is another story that these very same " moralists " have
no love lost for the prostitutes who are forced to " rent out " their
very human bodies , in order to survive !
One
last request to the concerned Ministers / Secretaries in NDA government :
Please
, include these " Surrogate Cow Farms " in your definition of Start
Ups in your proposed " Start Up Policy Document "
It
is another matter that ,
each
and every jobless individual ( not earning a salary from some other individual
or organization ) , and struggling to become self-employed , must qualify as a
Start Up
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hemen
parekh
27
Nov 2015
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