With so much to implement , where is the time to feel "
depressed " ?
hcp
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How to conquer Corruption ?
There
is only one sure - and superfast - way to get rid of corruption
By
introducing :
*
NEGATIVE MOTIVATION
Putting behind bars ( - and right away ; not after 6 years ) , every corrupt
fellow and
immediately confiscating his ill-gotten wealth
*
POSITIVE MOTIVATION
By abolishing Personal Income Tax and introducing Amnesty Scheme , incentivize
# converting of black money into white
# acceptance of all payments thru official channels
As
far as providing " Negative Motivation
" is concerned , I had sent following suggestion to our Hon Prime Minister
/ Finance Minister / other Ministers / Secretaries etc , on 4th
Nov 2015
:
# INTERNET OF THINGS ( IoT )
As
each currency note of Rs 500 / 1000 , is getting printed , embed it with
microscopic
RFID
chips ( with this , current cost of a RFID chip will fall from 50 paise to 5 paise )
Besides communicating with each other , these chips will also transmit their
existence
location , through internet , to cloud-based servers of Income Tax Department
This
will form a " NETWORK OF
CURRENCY NOTES ( NoC ) "
You
may like to call this Internet of Currency ( IoC ) , a sub-set of IoT !
# IP ADDRESS SYSTEM ( IP V 6.0 )
Each
Rs 500 / 1000 currency note must be assigned ( at the time of printing ) , its
own
unique Internet Address , using IP V 6.0
This
IP address should be linked with the unique Serial Number printed on each note.
Since IP V 6.0 , will be capable of assigning " 2 * 10 to the
power of 128 ", no of IP
addresses , there is no danger of running out of addresses , even if we decide
to extend
this idea to Rs 100 currency notes !
Here are the most important
BYE - PRODUCTs :
* No more
possibility of fake / forged / counterfeit , currency notes
* No thief would
ever want to steal such currency notes which continuously announce their
location
* No one would
want to make any " Cash Deal " . All payments will become official
only !
* Plastic
currency notes will last 10 times longer !
This reform will enable the
Central Government / Income Tax Department , to :
*
Continuously trace the movement of each of these higher denomination currency
notes
* Instantly
locate any place ( using Google Map based GPS ) , where there is an
accumulation of more than Rs 1 Crore worth of currency notes
Such
accumulation will be made to appear as a TAG CLOUD on the web site of IT Dept,
like
thousands of balloons floating on a map of India , capable of being drilled
down to
within
1 Sq Meter ! Of course , visible only to IT officers ; not to general
public !
On
each balloon , will appear a number announcing , " Amount of Cash here -
Rs " !
This will vastly simplify the task of Anti Corruption Dept / Enforcement Dept
etc
Of course , RBI will need to
allow 6 month's time to the owners of current paper currency notes of Rs 500 /
1000 , to get these exchanged with new plastic notes before withdrawal of the
old notes from circulation
Implementation
of this suggestion , does NOT require passing of any BILL in Lok Sabha or being
held to ransom in Rajya Sabha !
And it can be implemented in
India , within ONE YEAR
But if Chinese President Xi
Jinping comes to know about the practicality of this suggestion , he might implement
it in 6 months !
How come ?
Simple ! Xi Jinping has
the political will ! And no historical baggage !
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hemen parekh
22 Dec 2015
From: Ramesh Aggarwal
[mailto:rcaasw@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 22, 2015 11:54 AM
To: Haridas Shenoy
Cc: Hemen Parekh; A R Rajurkar; AG Kale; AG Patkar; AK Ganguly; Amita
Dixit; Anand Pasarkar; Anil Choudhari; Aravind V; Arun Khandekar; Arun Kumta;
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Subject: Re: Dimple and Depression
As usual, HRS has adeptly made even Depression so
interesting
Regards to all
rca
Dimples and other
Depressions
I was
batting. 70 not out. All of a sudden my mind went blank. I
did not know whether it was the spinner taking a long run up or the fast bowler
bowling with a short run up. I did not know whether to leave the ball well
alone or lift it over the long on, as I had done on two earlier occasions, or
just drive past the bowler for a four before he could react.
I was getting
irritated by the prattle that was going on the slip cordon; I had all along
ignored the sledging and banter very comfortably but all of a sudden things
changed.
Finally, I decided
on taking a quick single without realizing that the batsman at the other had
struck to his crease and the ball was already in the hands of the wicket
keeper.
I was run out.
Back in the
pavilion, my family members got around me. They called it ‘chemical locha’
and opined that it has always been a part of me; this time it had just
aggravated. I know they were wrong but I was in no condition to
contradict that.
I was taken to a
Psychiatrist who prescribed some medicines. My wife took the
responsibility of administering them. In a month, I was back to almost
normal. In another four months, I started my second innings. Right
now, I am on two not out, having taken careful singles.
I am told it was
‘depression’.
Then I remembered a
famous film star going on a TV channel and talking about her depression and the
sufferings she and her family went through. What I remember is that she
did not talk of the depression she had caused to her boy friends – some three
on the last count – whom she ditched one after another and who may have
undergone depression themselves. I do not remember having read anything
about their depression.
There is another
kind of depression. That happens between June and October in India.
That depression causes rainfall. Lack of depression results in drought
and causes depression among farmers. Rising prices of food grains causes
depression among consumers. People’s representatives shouting hoarse
about farmers’ suffering get away lightly by taking a tablet or two of lozenges
to smoothen their throat.
This kind of
depression can also result in floods. Kind hearted people collect
donations in cash and kind, and dispatch to the affected areas. People in
those areas pocket some and distribute the rest with their rubber stamp as if
it is from their own backyard or bank account.
But then there is a
beautiful kind of depression. That is called dimple. It can be on
the cheek or on chin. I am told it can be on other places on the body but
then baring body is not a part of every culture. Boys and men go crazy
over the dimples on the cheeks of female of the species and rarely hide their
feelings. Remember ‘chubby cheeks and dimple chin’? Or the movies
you saw after childhood.
On the contrary, I
understand from reliable sources (my sources are always reliable, even when
they are not) that the same holds good for females too. Only difference
is that they try not to show off their feelings; they blame it on the
patriarchal society rules which debar females from expressing their feelings so
openly, except may be at rave parties.
As I write this, I
have scored 3 more runs. Score card shows 5 not out in the second
innings; I do not know how many more runs are required for the win but then I
will know when the stadium rises to its feet one last time.
When I smile, my
dimples can be seen. To hell with other depressions!
HR Shenoy, 7666128505
Co-Founder, Tejora Technologies Limited,
tejora.com
