Dear Shri Jaitleyji :
How about an "
Incremental Quantum Jump " by
* Announcing
these unpredictable on 29 Feb 2016
* Spreading out
actual implementation over the next 5 years
That could be the surest way to
win 300 seats in 2019 Lok Sabha elections !
Warm Regards,
Hemen Parekh
(M)=91 – 98,67,55,08,08
From: Hemen Parekh
[mailto:hcp@recruitguru.com]
Sent: Saturday, February 20, 2016 12:04 PM
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Subject: RE: MAKING OPPOSITION IRRELEVANT ?
Sent: Saturday, February 20, 2016 12:04 PM
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Subject: RE: MAKING OPPOSITION IRRELEVANT ?
A Laughing Matter ?
Last
evening, TV channels showed the traditional " Halwa Ceremony " in the Finance Ministry building
With
this , the process of preparing / printing of the Union
Budget starts
The
people involved will stay " imprisoned / incommunicado " till FM
completes his budget speech on 29th Feb , to ensure that the budget provisions
do not leak out
That
does not stop the experts ( - and some non-experts like me ) , to make predictions such as :
*
Revising limits for personal Income Tax
slabs
*
Reducing rates for TDS
*
Rationalizing procedures ( assessment
scrutiny / tax refunds / tax litigations etc )
*
Launching new Schemes / Funds for
savings and investments
*
Increase / decrease of Excise rates on
products ( watch out smokers and drinkers ! )
*
Increase / decrease of Import Duties on
products to protect local industries / stop dumping from China
*
Recapitalization of Banks ( to write-off
Rs 7 lakh*crore of NPA with tax payers money )
*
Write-off DISCOM debts of Rs 4
lakh*crores by passing the buck to State Governments ( tax payer burden ? )
*
Write off loans to farmers - what with
elections looming in 5 States ( but I support this )
News
papers report that the Government have received budget suggestions from some
7,000 persons and that , this time around , Prime Minister himself is
closely involved in the budget making exercise
Now
, with all this obsession / seriousness / paranoia , surely this secrecy
surrounding the budget document , cannot be a laughing
matter !
Unless
you ask ,
*
some foreign software geeks ( eg: Sundar Pichai / Satya Nadela / Vivek Ranadive
/ Ray Kurzweil etc )
*
some Indian BIG DATA ANALYTICS
geeks ( Mukund / Krishnan / Sanjay / Srikant / Raj / Anurag etc )
Because
, if you do , they will laugh and tell you :
"
Just give us the actual budget documents of the past
60 years ( including the accompanying budget speeches ) and we will process
these documents using Big Data Analytics
software and predict what will be the provisions in the forthcoming budget (
with a probability of 99.7 % - ie ; plus or minus six standard deviation )
And then , we will process those past budget speeches with a PARAPHRASING software ( ala Kurzweilai.net )
and give you an advance print-out of
Shri Arun Jaitleyji's speech on 29th Feb
"
But
of course , Shri Jaitleyji could cheat the PREDICTIVE
ANALYTICS , by announcing following unpredictable
:
*
Total Abolition of Personal Income Tax ( or at
least , reducing incremental tax rates in each higher slab )
*
Decreasing Incremental Corporate Tax Rates , linked
with each higher slab of " Permanent Employee Number "
*
Perpetual Amnesty Scheme for all CASH deposits made
in Jan Dhan Accounts , if invested in tax-free Infra SPVs
*
Transfer of 1.8% of GST (from 18%) into buyers' PPF
a/c , to ensure all citizens get PPF a/c for tax-free savings
This amount to be used for paying
premium for COMPREHENSIVE HEALTH INSURANCE to cover all illnesses
*
Introduction of plastic Currency Notes of Rs 500/1000,
embedded with micro RFID sensors ( stop Black Money )
Surest way to ensure that almost all
payments are made thru official channels !
*
Introduction of BTT ( Bank Transaction Tax ) @ 2%
to yield Rs 15 lakh*crore of revenue ( against revenue loss
of Rs 2.5 lakh*crores caused by
abolishing Personal Income Tax )
Now
such announcements , besides being " Unpredictable
" , would meet Shri Narendra Modiji's following announcement at Make in
India week on 13th Feb :
" There is no time for
incremental changes . We want a quantum jump "
Any other budget provision /
announcement , would be a laughing matter
!
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www.hemenparekh.in / blogs
20 Feb 2016
Warm Regards,
Hemen Parekh
(M)=91 – 98,67,55,08,08
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