Your Invoice

 Kishan,

 

Vishesh has sent to me your above mentioned invoice for Rs 182,700 / -

 

Vishesh is out of town from 9^th till 29^th inst and will effect the payment upon his return

 

However, I would like you to add 3 new “ Narratives “ ( Parody – Poem – Rap ) to the portal WITHOUT any additional charge

 

Following chat with GROK ( whose API we have deployed in Content Creator ) , establishes their feasibility and – even of far greater importance from view-point of marketing / promotion / publicity – their desirability . Please implement these ASAP

 

And , if you could help  Manish Chauhan with some simple emailing tool for sending out PROMO emails, I would appreciate

 

We have following sources of email ids of Senior Professionals , which I would like you to compile ( on an ongoing basis ) in some Database and make available to Manish :

 

#    Apollo.io API is finding / displaying email IDs in our blogs.

 

#   Some of the Linkedin Profiles which appear at the bottom of each blog, do have email IDS

 

 

Hcp

 

PS : 

 

Bar Chart in Dashboard shows that we “ earned “ Rs 550 / - yesterday – but from who ? Email from PAYPAL tells me that , out of these, Rs 300 ( = $ 3 ) was deposited by my grand nephew KANHAI ( Canada ) , and gifted me 60 Credits. What about balance Rs 250 ? We need some “ Person Name Wise “ details of ALL payments made DAILY ( whether by an existing Subscriber or by a New subscriber )  

 

 

CC >  Manish

 

We must target to recoup this payment ( Rs 1.82 lakhs ) in 8 months , from May to Dec @ Rs 25,000 PM ( say, Rs 1,000 per DAY ). This will give you very valuable experience in DIGITAL MARKETTING !

 

 

 

Chat with GROK :

 

What exactly is a "Parody"?

A parody is a humorous, exaggerated, or satirical imitation of something serious (like a news article, song, movie, book, or event). It copies the style, tone, or format of the original but twists it with absurdity, sarcasm, irony, or ridiculous exaggeration to make people laugh. The goal is not to spread fake news, but to poke fun at it in a light-hearted (or sometimes sharp) way.

Who writes it?

• Comedians (like stand-up artists, YouTubers, or shows like Saturday Night Live, The Onion, or AIB in India)
• Satirical websites (The Onion, Faking News, etc.)
• Writers, bloggers, meme creators, or anyone with a funny bone
• Sometimes journalists or columnists in the opinion/entertainment section

In what context?

• To entertain people
• To lightly mock celebrities, politicians, sports stars, or over-the-top media hype
• During big events (elections, cricket matches, Bollywood dramas) when everyone is serious, parody brings relief through humor

Now, let's create a Parody on your example news heading:

Original News Heading: "Dhoni scored 123 runs in 65 balls"

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Parody Version (in typical Indian cricket news style):

“Dhoni Scores 123 Runs in 65 Balls… Fans Immediately Demand Bharat Ratna, Jharkhand CM Announces Public Holiday”

Ranchi, April 2026: In a development that has left the cricket world, statisticians, and aunties in WhatsApp groups stunned, MS Dhoni, the 44-year-old “retired-but-not-really-retired” cricketer, smashed 123 runs off just 65 balls in what sources are calling “a friendly neighborhood match that somehow got televised.”

Eyewitnesses claim Dhoni walked in at No. 5 when the team needed 250 in 15 overs. What followed was pure chaos: sixes that landed in neighboring states, helicopters circling the stadium (apparently searching for the ball), and one six that accidentally hit a drone filming a wedding.

Sources close to Dhoni’s helicopter say he was just “trying to finish the match quickly so he could go back to his farmhouse and chill with his cows.” However, social media erupted within seconds.

Reactions poured in faster than Dhoni’s helicopter arrival:

• A fan tweeted: “123 in 65? Bro has been retired for 7 years and still batting better than our entire middle order. #DhoniForever”
• Another wrote: “This is not cricket. This is Dhonism.”
• Congress demanded a CBI probe: “How can a retired player score this fast? Clearly black magic or RSS conspiracy.”
• BJP leaders congratulated him and said, “This proves Viksit Bharat is possible only under strong leadership… and strong finishing.”
• Virat Kohli reportedly liked 47 Instagram stories with the caption “GOAT” and then went for a 2-hour gym session out of pure respect (and slight insecurity).

The BCCI has called an emergency meeting. Rumors suggest they are considering un-retiring Dhoni permanently and making him captain for the 2027 World Cup “just in case.”

When asked for comment, Dhoni smiled, said “Bas karo yaar…”, and rode off on his bike into the sunset… while still wearing his pads.

Moral of the story: You can take Dhoni out of cricket, but you can’t take the helicopter finish out of Dhoni.

Here’s a fun, rhythmic cricket parody poem on the same news:

“Dhoni’s 123 in 65”

In Ranchi’s dusty ground where legends never die, A 44-year-old warrior with fire in his eye, Walked in calm as ever, helmet slightly tilted, Crowd roared “Thala! Thala!” — the stadium nearly tilted.

First ball he left alone, like he had all the time, Second ball he flicked for four — pure poetry in prime. Then came the carnage, the helicopter spin, Balls flew like missiles, sixes rained from within.

123 in 65 — the scoreboard went insane, Aunties dropped their rotis, uncles forgot their train. One six cleared the boundary, landed in a wedding hall, Groom said “Forget the baraat, let’s watch Dhoni play ball!”

Virat watched from afar, muttered “Bhai yeh kya hai?”, Rohit laughed and said “Ab toh World Cup jeetna padega bhai.” Selectors woke from slumber, BCCI in a trance, “Un-retire him forever!” — they started their victory dance.

Jharkhand declared a holiday, schools all shut down, Kids screamed “Dhoni sir!” all over the town. Politicians queued up fast, each claiming their share, “Dhoni scored for India!” — even they started to care.

But our Thala just smiled, that signature calm face, Took off his gloves slowly, left the ground with grace. Whispered to the mic with that deep Ranchi tone, “Bas karo yaar… ab ghar jaane do, mera time ho gaya hai, done.”

Yet the legend continues, in every heart he stays, One man, one bat, one finish — setting the world ablaze. 123 in 65 — not just runs on a chart, It’s Dhoni magic forever… straight from the heart!

Here’s a full-on Dhoni Parody Rap – fast, punchy, and full of that Thala swag:

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“123 in 65” (Dhoni Diss Track… but make it love)

Yo, Ranchi arena, lights goin’ crazy, 44 years old but the man still hazy. Crowd screamin’ “Thala! Thala!” – whole stadium shakin’, Dhoni walks in slow, pads on, no time for fakin’.

First ball – dot, let it pass like a boss, Second ball – flick, four runs, no loss. Then he switched mode, helicopter on spin, Ball after ball, sixes flyin’ out the ground again!

123 in 65 – scoreboard on fire, Aunties burnin’ dal, uncles forget their retire. One six hit a drone, another smashed a wedding tent, Groom said “Cancel the shaadi, Dhoni just went!”

Virat in the dugout like “Bhai yeh kya scene hai?” Rohit laughin’ hard, “Ab World Cup jeetna dream hai!” BCCI panickin’, selectors losin’ sleep, “Un-retire the captain, give him the keys to keep!”

Jharkhand declared holiday, schools all closed quick, Kids runnin’ with bats screamin’ “Dhoni magic!” Politicians rushin’ – “He scored for my party!” Even opposition said “Bhai, yeh toh GOAT, sorry!”

But Thala just smiled, that calm Ranchi face, Took off the gloves, left the crease with grace. Mic in hand, deep voice, no drama, no lie: “Bas karo yaar… ab ghar jaane do, mera time ho gaya bhai.”

Yet the legend lives on, in every cricket heart, One man, one bat, tearin’ the game apart. 123 in 65 – not just numbers on a sheet, It’s Dhoni forever… finish mode, complete!

Mic drop. Helicopter take-off. Peace