Suniti,
This is THE BEST answer that
I have come across !
Hcp
From: Suniti Desai
[mailto:sdsunitidesai@gmail.com]
Sent: 31 October 2017 09:18
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Re: Fw: How to recruit the right person for the job
Sent: 31 October 2017 09:18
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Re: Fw: How to recruit the right person for the job
Good morning
everyone.
Bedekar, you
complained that i send only messages of death. Well for a change here is
something different. Hope you like it
Regards
suniti
Subject: How to recruit the right person for the
job
How to recruit
the right person for the job::--
Put about 100
bricks in a closed room. Then send 2 or 3 candidates into the room & close
the door. Leave them alone & come back after a few hours and analyse the
situation.
1) If they
are counting the bricks, Put them in Accounts deptt.
2) If they
are re-counting the bricks, Put them in Auditing.
3) If they
have messed up the whole room with the bricks, Put them in Engineering.
4) If they
are arranging the bricks in some strange order, Put them in Planning.
5) If they
are throwing the bricks at each other, Put them in Operations.
6) If they
are sleeping, Put them in Security.
7) If they
have broken the bricks into pieces, Put them in Information Technology.
8) If they
are sitting idle, Put them in Human Resources.
9) If they
say they have tried different combinations yet not a single brick has been
moved, Put them in Sales.
10) If they have
already left for the day, Put them in Marketing.
11) If they are
staring out of the window, Put them in Strategic Planning.
And last but not
the least--
12) If they
are talking to each other and not a single brick has been touched, Congratulate
them and put them in Top Management.
😊
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